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Wanda
(Blue-Haired Girl)
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Credits
Vocal and mandolin by Steve Normand.
Vocal harmony and rhythm guitar by Tom Magnus.
Vocal harmony by Tim Magnus.
This version was recorded live in studio, during a
jam in July 2004. Officially, the story behind this song is that Steve
entered a songwriting contest to win a microphone. The songs had to incorporate
all of the words in a list.
He didn't win the mic, but as the saying goes, at least he got a song
out of it. With Steve, though, we may never know the real story behing
this song.
Lyrics
Wanda (Blue Haired Girl)
Music and lyrics by Steve Normand
When I look at photographs
of blonde haired girlfriends I feel kind of blue
Then I thank the Lord for that night in Fresno when I met you
You were working at the toadstool playing a bagpipe to some disco beat
After I finished my artichoke I saw you walking down the street
Wanda I know its true Wanda I will never be blue
Wanda my blue haired girl
Wanda I wrote this song because I love your polyunsaturated thong
Wanda my blue haired girl
So I stopped by
and asked you if maybe you needed a ride
The way you hopped in my Pinto I knew our love would not subside
Then I asked if you knew Dino my beatnik friend who was kind of a blob
You said I guess you could say that oh yes I've twisted his knob
So I said please excuse me because I think I'm going to hurl
Then you said I love you Chewy I want to be your blue haired girl
Wanda I know its true Wanda I will never be blue
Wanda my blue haired girl
Wanda I wrote this song because I love your polyunsaturated thong
Wanda my blue haired girl
Wanda let's hit the sack because my spatula needs your flapjack
Wanda my blue haired girl
©2004 Steve Normand
Crop Circle Connector.